+ The Garbage Man Can [Go
(The family is visiting Homer in his new office)
Marge: I'm really proud of you Homey. But can the garbagemen really do
all the things you said?
Homer: Oh, the garbageman can, Marge. (Homer snaps his fingers and is
suddenly dressed in a fancy garbagemen uniform.) Homer: The garbageman
(Homer snaps his fingers and is suddenly atop a Springfield garbage truck. He
points forward and leads a fleet of trucks away. A tune resembling "The
Candyman" begins to play.)
Homer: Who can take your trash out? Stamp it down for you?
(Atop the truck, Homer passes through a neighborhood as fancy-dressed garbagemen
take trashcans to the curb and stomp down their trash.)
Homer: Shake the plastic bag and do the twisty thingie to? The garbageman!
(The garbagemen tie up the garbage bags and leap onto the sides of Homer's garbage
truck, holding their hats out in a flourish.)
Garbagemen: Oh, the garbagemen can!
(Krusty is taking a out a box labelled, "Used Up Porno" when the garbage
truck pulls up. Two smiling garbagemen leap off the truck and toss the box on
he heap. Krusty weakly smiles and waves.)
Garbagemen: The garbageman can, and he does with a smile an never judges
(In the Simpson kitchen, Marge removes one of Maggie's diapers and turns to
Bart and Lisa.)
Marge: Who can take this diaper?
(Lisa and Bart hold their noses and wave it away. A garbageman looks in through
he window, taking the diaper.)
Garbageman: I don't mind at all.
(Chief Wiggum, in a tuxedo, eats a hot dog in his bedroom. He has a huge mustard
stain on his shirt.)
Wiggum: Who can clean me up before the big policeman's ball? The garbageman!
(Two garbagemen race in and scrub Wiggum's shirt.)
Garbagemen: Yes, the garbageman can!
(At Moe's, U2 sits at the bar, holding up their beer mugs and swaying.)
U2: The sanitation folks are jolly, friendly blokes, courteous and easy
(A garbageman walks across the bar, moping up, as the other garbageman whispers
something to Bono.)
The Edge: They mop up when your overflowing!
(We see another shot of U2 sitting on their barstools, revealing that their
rears are exposed. Each member of the band pulls up their pants.)
Bono: And tell you when your ass is showing!
(Garbagemen parade through Springfield, holding trashcans. Apu pops out of one
of them, followed by Sideshow Mel, Ned Flanders, and Oscar the Grouch.)
Apu: Who can
Sideshow Mel: Who can
Ned: Who can
Oscar: Who can
(Homer leads a percussion of garbagemen playing trash lids like cymbals and
cans like drums, followed by trucks.)
Homer: The garbageman can! (Lisa and Bart rush in to march with him.)
Lisa and Bart: 'Cause he's Homer Simpson, man!
Everyone: He cleans the world for you!
(As the parade marches into the city dump, the townspeople cheer.)